Sarah Palin Facts:
1. One time while sparring with a wolverine, Sarah Palin raised her fists and the wolverine proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
2. Sarah Palin is the reason why Waldo is still hiding.
3. Sarah Palin is being recognized for saving passengers from a plane crash. She caught it before it touched down and threw it into a soft snowbank.
4. Sarah Palin can slam a revolving door.
5. Sarah Palin’s house is actually a log home that she built herself. Some logs she cut with an axe, the other logs only wished she did.