Wednesday, October 7, 2009

The No-Character Kid Runs to Playgirl

Totally, dude. I got no standards, and I'm lovin' it!
From the AP:

Posing nude for Playgirl is next for the 19-year-old father of Sarah Palin's grandchild. Johnston's attorney, Rex Butler, said Wednesday that a formal agreement has not been reached with the online magazine but adds it's a "foregone conclusion" that it will happen....To get ready for his close-up, Johnston is training three hours a day, six days a week at an Anchorage gym with a local body builder..."

Well, I think that about says it all. Bye, bye, Levi. I'm sure your pathetic face will pop up continually from now on, but nobody cares, except for maybe a few hormonal teenage girls. Yeah, you might not want to go back down that road again. Just sayin'.

Bristol embraced her responsibilities and grew up. The No-Character Kid went back to kindergarten.

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